♥ Dec 3rd, 2013
NSFW ASKS YEAH LET'S GET WEIRD
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What's something you like about your body?
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
♥ Nov 29th, 2013
ready, set, sex.
<p dir=ltr> 1. Are looks important in a relationship?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 2. Are relationships ever worth it?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 3. Are you a virgin?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 4. Are you in a relationship?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 5. Are you in love?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 6. Are you single this year?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 7. Can you commit to one person?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 8. Describe your crush</p>
<p dir=ltr> 9. Describe your perfect mate</p>
<p dir=ltr> 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 11. Do you ever want to get married?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 12. Do you forgive betrayal?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 13. Do you get jealous easily?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 15. Do you have any piercings?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 16. Do you have any tattoos?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 17. Do you like kissing in public?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 20. Do you shower every day?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 28. Have you ever been cheated on?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 41. Have you had sex so far this year?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 43. How long was your longest relationship?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 46. How many times did you have sex last year?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 47. How old are you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 54. Is there someone you will never forget?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 55. Share a relationship story.</p>
<p dir=ltr> 56. State 8 facts about your body</p>
<p dir=ltr> 57. Things you want to say to an ex</p>
<p dir=ltr> 58. What are five ways to win your heart?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)</p>
<p dir=ltr> 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 64. What is your definition of cheating?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 66. What is your favourite roleplay?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 68. What is your sexual orientation?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 69. What turns you off?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 70. What turns you on?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 81. Who are five people you find attractive?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 82. Who is the last person you hugged?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 83. Who was your first kiss with?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 84. Why did your last relationship fail?</p>
<p dir=ltr> 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?</p>
♥ Nov 25th, 2013 Anonymous: So yeah if you're ever lonely you can call on me and I'd probably just show up
But but…who are you D: